[ Vatheon? Enjin is bored. And nothing good ever comes of this, now does it? You'd all better just go home and hide. ]

( FILTERED FROM THE YQ CAST, JOSHUA, CROWLEY, AND ALICE? )

[ FORWARD-DATED TO AFTER AZIRAPHALE IS FOUND AND RETURNED HOME ; 100% UNFILTERED ]

( Cut for length, and well, implied stabbing and blood and stuff. )

( THIS IS NOT A TEST. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST, OR FALSE ALARM. )